I know we're all worried about the world under the Bush admin, but let's look on the bright side. The last year, it's been great. Great for gay people. Before, when you were a gay kid, what did you have to look forward to? A job as a hairdresser? The only famous gay was Divine, for gods sake. Now you can be Alexander the Great. You can take over the fucking world. You can be governor of New Jersey and have illicit affairs with interns just like Clinton. And you can interpret Farsi for an underappreciative US government. Next year we might be in the Gayn-F-L.