conversations with butterfly, part i

BUTTERFLY:
at least this michael jackson nonsense is over
I wonder what the next big media obsession, completely unrelated to the crimes of this administration, will be

RAINMOUND:
you think?
hmmmm possibly another missing white woman

BUTTERFLY:
p'rhaps

RAINMOUND:
i wonder if cnn would even notice if condi rice went missing
i wonder if condi rice would notice if condi rice went missing

BUTTERFLY:
prolly not

RAINMOUND:
maybe if she had a skin change like michael jackson
*gasp* thats why the media paid him so much attention!
they thought his cocoon would fall off and he'd be a missing white woman!

BUTTERFLY:
heh...indeed

RAINMOUND:
it all makes sense now
what we need to do is convince CNN that the environment is a missing white woman
"Oh my god! Gaea is missing! Described as a statuesque blonde with breast implants, we must rescue her by cleaning the environment! Leave no contaminant unburned!"

BUTTERFLY:
heh
right...never mind about the curtailed rights of Iraqi women, or the women in Darfur who are brutally raped every time they go outside

RAINMOUND:
i wonder if things would improve if they wore twinsets and pearls

BUTTERFLY:
right...became perfect stepford wives with good ol' Christian values